Welcome to Cunts Like Me

Because calling someone a cunt just isn’t enough — we make it official.

Gifts for Total Cunts

Celebrate the finest cunts in your life — or yourself — with our range of bold T-shirts, mugs, and official cunt certificates. Whether it’s a friend, a colleague, or just you owning your inner cunt, our gifts say what flowers and candles never could: you’re a certified cunt — and proud of it.

Browse all Cunts Merch

CLM – Basic Cunt T-Shirt

£30.00

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CLM – Full Cunt – T-Shirt

£30.00

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CLM – K*nt Starmer – T-Shirt

£20.00

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CLM – Monarchy

£30.00

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Welcome to CuntsLikeMe — the home of certified cunts everywhere.

Grab a bold T-shirt or mug, order an official cunt certificate for a friend (or yourself), and add a mate to the Wall of Shame with a story the world can vote on. Check out the Cunts Leaderboard to see who’s topping the charts and who’s just a local bellend. This is your one-stop shop for celebrating, mocking, and immortalising cunts in style — because some people deserve recognition, and some cunts just deserve a laugh.

Official Cunt Certificates

Order downloadable or printed certificates to officially recognize the finest (or worst) cunts — for friends, colleagues, or yourself.

Merch & Apparel

Bold T-shirts, mugs, and other gear to wear or gift — because nothing says “certified cunt” like merch with our name on it.

Wall of Shame

Nominate a mate with a funny story and let the world vote on their level of cuntiness.

Cunts Leader board

Check out the top cunts of the week, month, and year — the hall of fame (or shame) for humanity’s finest cunts. Cast votes, share laughs, and join the global movement of people celebrating cunts everywhere.