Generate a Certificate, You Cunt

Pick a name, hit the button, add to cart and make it official. Because calling someone a cunt is one thing… giving them a certificate makes it undeniable.

Certificate Generator

Create Your Certificate

UNIVERSITY OF INSUFFERABLE BEHAVIOUR

🎓

EST. 2025 • FORMALLY RECOGNIZING THE WORST

BACHELOR OF ARTS

in Advanced Insufferability

This is to certify that

Recipient Name

has fulfilled the requirements and is hereby recognized as a

Select Classification

for the following distinguished achievement:

For outstanding achievement in being terrible

Date Conferred

🏛️

University Seal

Dean of Disappointment

Valid until: [Expiry Date]

cuntslikeme.com

OFFICIAL DEGREE

UNIVERSITY OF INSUFFERABLE BEHAVIOUR

🎓

EST. 2025 • FORMALLY RECOGNIZING THE WORST

BACHELOR OF ARTS

in Advanced Insufferability

This is to certify that

Recipient Name

has fulfilled the requirements and is hereby recognized as a

Select Classification

for the following distinguished achievement:

For outstanding achievement in being terrible

Date Conferred

🏛️

University Seal

Dean of Disappointment

Valid until: [Expiry Date]

cuntslikeme.com

OFFICIAL DEGREE

Order Your Physical Certificate

Get your certificate professionally printed on premium paper and delivered to your door.

Order Summary:

Recipient: Please fill in the form above
Classification: Please select classification
Reason: Please enter reason
From: Dean of Disappointment

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Have questions about our certificate generator?

Find quick, witty answers to the most common questions about creating your perfect satirical certificate.

How do I personalize my certificate?

Simply fill out the form with your friends details, choose Cunt level and add reason / story.

Can I download my certificate immediately?

Yes! Once designed, your custom certificate is ready. Purchase it and send a hard copy to your Cunt friend, a downloadable copy will be available on the “thank you” page.

Is there a limit to how many certificates I can create?

No limits—create as many sarcastic diplomas as you want to share the laughs.

Are these certificates suitable for all occasions?

Absolutely! Perfect for parties, gifts, or just a fun surprise anytime. All Cunts are welcome!