Cuntslikeme.com

We got tired of people being called cunts without proper recognition.

Welcome to CuntsLikeMe.com – the home of certified cunts everywhere.

Let’s be honest, the word gets thrown around a lot. Some people earn it, some people don’t deserve it, and some people wear it like a badge of honour. We thought it was about time someone made it official.

So here we are – handing out downloadable and printed certificates, slapping it on T-shirts, mugs, and whatever else we can get away with, and keeping track of the best (or worst) of the bunch on our Cunt of the Week, Month, and Year leaderboards.

This site exists for one reason: to call it how it is.

• Your mate who never buys a round? Certified cunt.
• Your boss who schedules meetings at 4:55 on a Friday? Certified cunt.
• Your brother who still owes you twenty quid from 2019? Absolutely a cunt.

We don’t do fake smiles, polite applause, or “employee of the month” nonsense. We do cunts, and we do it properly.

Buy a certificate. Order a T-shirt. Nominate your mate. Get them the recognition they truly deserve.

After all, life’s too short not to laugh at the cunts around us – and let’s face it, we’re probably all on the list ourselves.